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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1050 on: September 14, 2021, 05:13:09 PM »
They're making a sequel to twins with Arnold + Devito both back, and somehow someone thought adding Tracy Morgan as a triplet would make it better

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« Reply #1051 on: September 16, 2021, 05:45:37 PM »
Malignant was the funniest movie I've seen so far this year.
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« Reply #1052 on: September 16, 2021, 06:35:01 PM »
Malignant was the funniest movie I've seen so far this year.

Yeah that excrement was dumb, I don't know why James Wan gets so much love. 

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« Reply #1053 on: September 16, 2021, 06:45:33 PM »
Yeah that excrement was dumb, I don't know why James Wan gets so much love. 

He's got a smart model. He makes a good movie (Saw, The Conjuring, Insidious) and then lets other people do the legwork making progressively less good sequels to them while he produces them and makes big box office coin.
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« Reply #1054 on: September 16, 2021, 06:49:52 PM »
He's got a smart model. He makes a good movie (Saw, The Conjuring, Insidious) and then lets other people do the legwork making progressively less good sequels to them while he produces them and makes big box office coin.
What about the Blomkamp model? Make one good movie and then every subsequent one is half as good as the one before it.

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« Reply #1055 on: September 16, 2021, 07:25:38 PM »
What about the Blomkamp model? Make one good movie and then every subsequent one is half as good as the one before it.

There's a Director Half Life joke in there somewhere. See also Shyamamalamalamamanalan, M Night.
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« Reply #1056 on: October 05, 2021, 07:10:48 AM »
Listening to a review of Cry Macho, sounds hilarious

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« Reply #1057 on: October 05, 2021, 07:12:14 AM »
Listening to a review of Cry Macho, sounds hilarious

Is it time to take the director chair away from Clint?
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« Reply #1058 on: October 10, 2021, 10:03:48 PM »
F9. One of the most stupid movies I have ever seen, and my tolerance for brainless garbage as long as enough excrement blows up is pretty high.
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« Reply #1059 on: October 17, 2021, 08:52:24 PM »
Halloween Kills.

Actually, now that I think about it... all horror franchises. 

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« Reply #1060 on: October 17, 2021, 09:21:57 PM »
Halloween Kills.

Actually, now that I think about it... all horror franchises. 

Yeah, it was very bad.

The subplot of the mental patient being chased around the hospital reminded me of a Scooby Doo episode.

There were some cool kills though.
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« Reply #1061 on: October 18, 2021, 01:29:27 PM »
Halloween Kills.

Actually, now that I think about it... all horror franchises. 

I enjoyed it for what it is - it's a slasher film. The plot and the dialogue will be cheese.

Success is based on the kills and this movie had some entertaining kills.
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« Reply #1062 on: October 18, 2021, 09:49:13 PM »
I enjoyed it for what it is - it's a slasher film. The plot and the dialogue will be cheese.

Success is based on the kills and this movie had some entertaining kills.

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I have a huge problem with inconsistent mythology in horror films.  Is Michael a human serial killer?  I can get behind that.  Is he supernatural?  I can get behind that too.  But you can't switch back and forth whenever it suits you.  I can suspend disbelief for dream murderers and haunted houses and serial killer dolls as long as the mythology is consistent.  "He's killed a bunch of people, so now he's superhuman" doesn't work for me. 

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« Reply #1063 on: October 18, 2021, 09:51:29 PM »
I agree. You set the rules, stick to them. So this version of Halloween is:

Halloween 78
Halloween 2018
Halloween Kills

I think they're establishing he's essentially the Boogyman.



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« Reply #1064 on: October 18, 2021, 09:56:15 PM »
The Halloween franchise keeps swapping between which sequels are cannon and which ones aren't which is insanely annoying.
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