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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #75 on: February 08, 2021, 06:38:55 AM »
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #76 on: February 08, 2021, 04:00:51 PM »
TMZ: Woman Who Put Gorilla Glue in Hair Gets No Relief at ER, Might Sue.
https://www.tmz.com/2021/02/08/gorilla-glue-girl-unable-remove-glue-lawsuit-legal-action-sue-tiktok/

Also her goddamn name is Tessica.
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #77 on: February 08, 2021, 04:09:34 PM »
Unless she became sterile or dead as a result that's not a Darwin Award

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #78 on: February 08, 2021, 04:29:29 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on February 08, 2021, 04:00:51 PM
TMZ: Woman Who Put Gorilla Glue in Hair Gets No Relief at ER, Might Sue.
https://www.tmz.com/2021/02/08/gorilla-glue-girl-unable-remove-glue-lawsuit-legal-action-sue-tiktok/

Also her goddamn name is Tessica.

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Tessica's already crowdfunding for her medical bills ... a GoFundMe has raised $9,000 and counting.

Yeah, this is the opposite of Darwin Awards, this woman has successfully leveraged her lunacy.  In the Land of the Idiotic, the woman with industrial strength adhesive in her hair is queen. 
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #79 on: October 10, 2021, 03:59:21 PM »
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #80 on: October 10, 2021, 04:37:49 PM »
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #81 on: October 10, 2021, 05:44:51 PM »
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #82 on: October 10, 2021, 06:19:35 PM »
I think it's safe to assume that he didn't get what he wanted out of that.
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #83 on: March 28, 2022, 02:16:23 PM »
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #84 on: March 28, 2022, 02:22:14 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 28, 2022, 02:16:23 PM
https://nypost.com/2022/03/20/driver-runs-over-man-while-doing-donuts-in-manhattan-video-shows/

My first thought was it's not a Darwin award if someone else kills you.  Then I clicked the link.

Yeah.
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #85 on: March 28, 2022, 08:32:31 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 28, 2022, 02:16:23 PM
https://nypost.com/2022/03/20/driver-runs-over-man-while-doing-donuts-in-manhattan-video-shows/
guy left a critically injured victim lying there with a fractured skull, brain injury and severe bodily trauma and drove off...

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #86 on: March 29, 2022, 08:04:52 AM »
Quote from: delavan on March 28, 2022, 08:32:31 PM
guy left a critically injured victim lying there with a fractured skull, brain injury and severe bodily trauma and drove off...

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Start spreading the news...
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #87 on: April 12, 2022, 05:56:55 AM »
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #88 on: April 12, 2022, 11:30:57 AM »
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Re: Darwin Awards
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