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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1545 on: March 12, 2021, 07:19:37 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on March 12, 2021, 07:09:21 AM
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BREAKING: The #Patriots are re-signing QB Cam Newton to a one-year deal, according to a league source.
Wonderful.

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1546 on: March 12, 2021, 07:23:55 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on March 12, 2021, 07:19:37 AM
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2 thoughts:

- I could see the Pats drafting McCorkle Jones or Kyle Trask and having him sit for a year behind Cam
- this probably means no Jimmy G reunion in Boston

Bonus thought:

- freak the Pats
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1547 on: March 12, 2021, 07:32:50 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on March 12, 2021, 07:09:21 AM
Jim McBride
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BREAKING: The #Patriots are re-signing QB Cam Newton to a one-year deal, according to a league source.
Good, he sucks now.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1548 on: March 12, 2021, 07:33:41 AM »
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1549 on: March 12, 2021, 07:37:29 AM »
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1550 on: March 12, 2021, 07:49:37 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on March 12, 2021, 07:37:29 AM
14 mil is actually considered cheap for a QB

I'm happy they are spending $14 million on any player that isn't long-term and won't win them excrement this year.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1551 on: March 12, 2021, 07:52:08 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on March 12, 2021, 07:49:37 AM
I'm happy they are spending $14 million on any player that isn't long-term and won't win them excrement this year.

I love the deal....because Cam sucks
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1552 on: March 12, 2021, 10:09:30 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on March 12, 2021, 07:37:29 AM
14 mil is actually considered cheap for a QB

A QB can usually throw the football
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1553 on: March 12, 2021, 10:10:32 AM »
I didn't realize how lousy his TD:INT ratio was last year. The rush TDs help though.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1554 on: March 12, 2021, 02:26:33 PM »
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1370466129253175298?s=09

$2mil signing bonus
$1.5mil base salary (guaranteed)
$1.5mil total in per game roster bonuses

Remaining $9mil in incentives.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1555 on: March 12, 2021, 02:31:18 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on March 12, 2021, 02:26:33 PM
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1370466129253175298?s=09

$2mil signing bonus
$1.5mil base salary (guaranteed)
$1.5mil total in per game roster bonuses

Remaining $9mil in incentives.

That is completely different.  Pretty good deal.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1556 on: March 12, 2021, 03:15:57 PM »
At that salary, I think Cam is the backup there.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1557 on: March 12, 2021, 03:33:39 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on March 12, 2021, 03:15:57 PM
At that salary, I think Cam is the backup there.

I think he'll be a bridge quarterback and they'll draft someone in the first or second round
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1558 on: March 16, 2021, 05:13:57 AM »
Pats bringing in old friend Henry Anderson.
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« Reply #1559 on: March 16, 2021, 10:07:04 AM »
“Belichick just gave Jonnu Smith ($31.25M) and Hunter Henry ($25M) the two highest guarantees for a tight end contract in the league. Both more than the guarantees for Kelce and Kittle.

Highest paid TEs on a per-year basis:

George Kittle: $15M
Travis Kelce: $14.3M
---> Jonnu Smith: $12.5M
---> Hunter Henry: $12.5M
Austin Hooper: $10.5M“
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