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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #495 on: May 26, 2020, 08:56:10 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on May 26, 2020, 08:40:33 PM
I wonder what the yearly salary is for an exorcist

When Google finally makes it to Manitoba your life is going to be changed.

https://www.jobmonkey.com/uniquejobs3/exorcist/

Answer: $35-50K. Plus a place on St Peter's guest list, presumably.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #496 on: May 26, 2020, 09:09:29 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on May 26, 2020, 08:56:10 PM
When Google finally makes it to Manitoba your life is going to be changed.

https://www.jobmonkey.com/uniquejobs3/exorcist/

Answer: $35-50K. Plus a place on St Peter's guest list, presumably.
That seems vastly underpaid
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #497 on: May 26, 2020, 09:12:18 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on May 26, 2020, 09:09:29 PM
That seems vastly underpaid

Can't put a price on jumping the queue at the Pearly Gates.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #498 on: May 26, 2020, 09:17:28 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on May 26, 2020, 09:12:18 PM
Can't put a price on jumping the queue at the Pearly Gates.
The danger pay alone should put you over 6 figures
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #499 on: March 15, 2021, 09:47:57 AM »
All the guys from lemon party are probably dead by now.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #500 on: March 15, 2021, 09:58:05 AM »
Furbies have forward-facing eyes, which is a characteristic of predators.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #501 on: March 25, 2021, 06:46:46 AM »
So, i'm driving to pick up coffee from Tim Hortons this morning at around 6am.  My mind likes to wander, so i started thinking..."what if i lived in the midwest, say Iowa for example, what song would i play in the background if i decided to hack some poor family to bits with a hatchet"

Here is that song:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5I_CpoodtI
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #502 on: March 25, 2021, 09:50:31 AM »
My favorite "this is what a serial killer would listen to while doing his business" moment is in the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo remake when Stellar Skateboard listens to Sail Away by Enya while torturing Daniel Craig.  That immediately felt right.

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #503 on: March 25, 2021, 12:11:06 PM »
Pretty sure Berkowitz was a huge fan of The Mommas and the Poppas.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #504 on: March 25, 2021, 02:05:01 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on March 25, 2021, 12:11:06 PM
Pretty sure Berkowitz was a huge fan of The Mommas and the Poppas.

  or hometown cookin   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbZidsgMfw
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #505 on: March 25, 2021, 05:44:59 PM »
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #506 on: March 25, 2021, 09:04:36 PM »
Quote from: d sw0rdz on March 25, 2021, 05:44:59 PM
wow, delavan listens to tyler

  more berkowitz lived in yonkers
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #507 on: March 25, 2021, 09:29:00 PM »
Would every American sitcom still have a laugh track if it weren't for The Simpsons?
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #508 on: April 09, 2021, 04:00:07 PM »
Will there be a porn parody of WandaVision?
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #509 on: April 09, 2021, 04:13:46 PM »
If there is I'm picturing Nicole Anniston as Wanda.
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