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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #450 on: February 02, 2019, 04:57:15 PM »
Last time the US lotto was approaching a billion, some person won. Then on the radio in the morning was a story of some jackass that spent his entire life savings (they said well over 50K) on lotto tickets with the intention of winning it all and being set for life. Turns out the dumbass didn’t even win a cent.

And the mats the type of idiocy DCM is talking about people believing in that they shouldn’t.

JEs point is fine and well if you are at a stage where disposable income is real. At my stage of life I don’t have loose money. Student loans are too high and salary too low for now. Perhaps someday the dream will be something I can easily afford to go for.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #451 on: February 02, 2019, 05:11:44 PM »
Last time the US lotto was approaching a billion, some person won. Then on the radio in the morning was a story of some jackass that spent his entire life savings (they said well over 50K) on lotto tickets with the intention of winning it all and being set for life. Turns out the dumbass didn’t even win a cent.

And the mats the type of idiocy DCM is talking about people believing in that they shouldn’t.

JEs point is fine and well if you are at a stage where disposable income is real. At my stage of life I don’t have loose money. Student loans are too high and salary too low for now. Perhaps someday the dream will be something I can easily afford to go for.

But I spent $10 yesterday and it turned into $20, so I've bought $100K of tickets for tonight and will have $200K tomorrow. It's just basic math.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #452 on: February 02, 2019, 05:37:30 PM »
within the past year there was actually a person in my family that won several hundred thousand playing a lotto ticket and used it to pay off their mortgage and their children's school loans lol.

Never happened
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #453 on: February 02, 2019, 05:39:20 PM »
And, yes, I might blow all of my money on booze but I have dcm’s respect and that’s what’s important in life
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #454 on: February 04, 2019, 06:23:51 PM »
I lost on my SuperBowl boxes last night

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #455 on: February 07, 2019, 08:02:37 PM »

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #456 on: January 24, 2020, 06:29:54 AM »



thanks for playing
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #457 on: January 24, 2020, 09:22:55 AM »
JE You are my hero for the last few posts.......

I have lived a life where I was around someone that didn't have heath and couldn't have fun, I took care of them for a dozen years and all I can say is freak DCM.

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #458 on: January 26, 2020, 01:16:45 PM »
Does anyone else sprint up the stairs in their house at max speed, or is that just my weird derriere?
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #459 on: January 26, 2020, 01:17:58 PM »
Does anyone else sprint up the stairs in the house at max speed, or is that just my weird derriere?

Same.  I wanna get that excrement over with as quickly as possible.

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #460 on: January 26, 2020, 04:05:29 PM »
Does anyone else sprint up the stairs in their house at max speed, or is that just my weird derriere?
Only when I have to take a dump and both bathrooms downstairs are occupied.

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #461 on: January 26, 2020, 05:03:53 PM »
Does anyone else sprint up the stairs in their house at max speed, or is that just my weird derriere?
Only acceptable when coming up from the dark basement.

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #462 on: January 26, 2020, 09:24:38 PM »
Does anyone else sprint up the stairs in their house at max speed, or is that just my weird derriere?
Just realized I do but subconsciously. I also skip a stair going up each step

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #463 on: January 26, 2020, 10:16:33 PM »
Why did we (by we I mean shitposters all over) stop sending goatse and tubgirl to people? I feel like there's a whole new generation online and we're missing a huge opportunity.

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #464 on: February 19, 2020, 07:38:13 AM »
I love going into an offseason not worrying about our starting QB position. 
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